I'll give them shelter like you've done for me.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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laine-brain:
“ nasty-nympho:
“ fatassbry:
“ aidadoesdoodles:
“ billshitposts:
“ ghara2:
“ lily-d247:
“ afatblackfairy:
“ sniggadoodles:
“ lisa-beignet:
“ theincognegra:
“ This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
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“I’m getting...
theincognegra

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

lisa-beignet

“I’m getting back in line.”

sniggadoodles

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

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THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

afatblackfairy

BLESS ME PATRICK

lily-d247

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

ghara2

@billshitposts

billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

aidadoesdoodles

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

fatassbry

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

nasty-nympho

I counting on you lol

laine-brain

can’t even risk it

kuueater
onion-souls:
“ fireandshellamari:
“ deathdaydream:
“ mykrazyuniverse:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ deathdaydream:
“ deathdaydream:
“soappppp
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yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
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oh. I thought it was a photo.
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Damn it took me...
deathdaydream

soappppp

deathdaydream

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

magistrate-of-mediocrity

oh. I thought it was a photo.

mykrazyuniverse

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

deathdaydream

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

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fireandshellamari

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Originally posted by smokingbomber

onion-souls

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

attilee
caringsuggestion

You’re not fake simply because you act differently depending on the person you’re with. Different personalities bring out different aspects of your personality. You’re complex and multidimensional; it’s beautiful.

kireiwei

in anthropology this is called “code switching” and it is a completely natural thing that pretty much everyone does.

the-last-hair-bender

Aka. This is called being an adult and learning how to interact with different groups of people.